Blues for Honey Mead

I was way down South, way down in New Orleans

I was deep down, low down South, down in New Orleans

Where the ladies are pretty, but Lordie, they treat ya mean

I was drinking beer right down on Bourbon Street

I was a po’ boy eating po’-boys down on Bourbon Street

When I spied a woman nearly knocked me off my seat

Her hair was black and her blouse was all white lace

Her hair was black and her blouse was white with lace

Ah, man that woman had style, that woman had grace

She had a face like a goddess, her body was sleek and thin

Lord, she mighta been a goddess, so sleek, so thin

And when she smiled at me, you know, my thoughts just turned to sin

So I bought another beer and took a healthy sip

I ordered three more beers, took some healthy sips

And I thought about how I’d like to kiss them sweet hot lips

I asked that woman, “Honey, what’s your name?”

You know, I asked that woman, “Honey, what’s your name?”

She said, “My first name you guessed, but my last name I’m going to change”

  

She’d take her last name to be the same one as Margaret Mead

She liked to study ‘bout folks so her folks there had all agreed

She ought to take the same name to be the same one as Margaret Mead

But before I could make a move she walked out that door

She musta studied me good and she didn’t need to know no more

They tell me no one there had ever seen her likes before

So I never found out what it was that her real name lacked

No, I never found out what it was that her real name lacked

But I’d sell a little piece of my soul to have that Honey back

I was a broken man, ‘bout as broke as I could be

You know, my heart was broke, ‘bout as broke as it could be

Cause I wanted some Honey to come on home with me

These are my blues to the one called Honey Mead

These are my blues for the disappearin ’ Honey Mead

I told myself she’s all I’d ever need

Cause I was way down South, weighed down in New Orleans

I was deep down, low down South, down in New Orleans

Where the ladies are pretty, but Lordie, they treat ya mean

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